Magic: The Gathering · funny
Dissatisfied Customer
Unfinity · #358 · common · 2022
Creature — Vampire Guest
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Market reference
$0.35
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Card facts
Quick reference for collectors and graders.
- Collector number
- 358 / 639
- Release year
- 2022
- Rarity
- common
- Illustrator
- Yangtian Li
- Colors
- B
- Frame
- 2015
- Border
- black
- Finishes
- foil
- Promo types
- galaxyfoil · boosterfun
- Printed
- 2022-10-07
About this card
Mana cost: {2}{B}
Type: Creature — Vampire Guest
Flying, haste When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.
"The mirrors weren't fun for everyone."
Keywords: Flying, Haste
P/T: 2/1
Tournament legality
Current legal status across competitive formats.
Pricing reference
Latest snapshot from the upstream catalog. Actual marketplace prices fluctuate by condition, edition, and grade — use this as a reference, not a quote.
Scryfall pricing
| Variant | Price |
|---|---|
| USD (foil) | $0.35 |
| EUR (foil) | €0.38 |
Frequently asked
How can I tell if my Dissatisfied Customer is real?
Dissatisfied Customer is not on our list of commonly-counterfeited cards, but counterfeits exist across every set. Check the print quality and cardstock (real cards have a distinctive blue inner core visible from the edge), the rosette pattern on the back, the security stamp on planeswalker / mythic cards from recent sets, and confirm the collector number and set code match the official Scryfall record. For high-value copies we recommend submitting to a professional grader (PSA, BGS, CGC) for tamper-evident authentication.
What is Dissatisfied Customer worth?
As of the latest data, the current market reference price for Dissatisfied Customer is $0.35; there are no active listings on The Game Traders right now. Actual value depends on condition, grading, edition and printing variant — graded high-condition copies (PSA 9–10) trade at a substantial premium over raw copies.
What set is Dissatisfied Customer from?
Dissatisfied Customer is from the Magic: The Gathering set "Unfinity" in the funny series, released in 2022.
What rarity is Dissatisfied Customer?
Dissatisfied Customer is a common card in the Unfinity set.
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