Magic: The Gathering · funny
Assquatch
Unhinged · #71 · rare · 2004
Creature — Donkey
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Market reference
$2.41
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Card facts
Quick reference for collectors and graders.
- Collector number
- 71 / 168
- Release year
- 2004
- Rarity
- rare
- Illustrator
- Jeremy Jarvis
- Colors
- R
- Frame
- 2003
- Border
- silver
- Finishes
- nonfoil · foil
- Printed
- 2004-11-19
About this card
Mana cost: {4}{R}
Type: Creature — Donkey
Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½. Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.
"Who wants to see a picture of a big hairy ass?"
P/T: 3.5/3.5
Pricing reference
Latest snapshot from the upstream catalog. Actual marketplace prices fluctuate by condition, edition, and grade — use this as a reference, not a quote.
Scryfall pricing
| Variant | Price |
|---|---|
| USD (non-foil) | $2.41 |
| USD (foil) | $30.99 |
| EUR (non-foil) | €0.60 |
| EUR (foil) | €14.45 |
Frequently asked
How can I tell if my Assquatch is real?
Assquatch is not on our list of commonly-counterfeited cards, but counterfeits exist across every set. Check the print quality and cardstock (real cards have a distinctive blue inner core visible from the edge), the rosette pattern on the back, the security stamp on planeswalker / mythic cards from recent sets, and confirm the collector number and set code match the official Scryfall record. For high-value copies we recommend submitting to a professional grader (PSA, BGS, CGC) for tamper-evident authentication.
What is Assquatch worth?
As of the latest data, the current market reference price for Assquatch is $2.41; there are no active listings on The Game Traders right now. Actual value depends on condition, grading, edition and printing variant — graded high-condition copies (PSA 9–10) trade at a substantial premium over raw copies.
What set is Assquatch from?
Assquatch is from the Magic: The Gathering set "Unhinged" in the funny series, released in 2004.
What rarity is Assquatch?
Assquatch is a rare card in the Unhinged set.
