Magic: The Gathering · funny
Fat Ass
Unhinged · #95 · common · 2004
Creature — Donkey Shaman
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Market reference
$0.35
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Card facts
Quick reference for collectors and graders.
- Collector number
- 95 / 168
- Release year
- 2004
- Rarity
- common
- Illustrator
- Jeremy Jarvis
- Colors
- G
- Frame
- 2003
- Border
- silver
- Finishes
- nonfoil · foil
- Printed
- 2004-11-19
About this card
Mana cost: {4}{G}
Type: Creature — Donkey Shaman
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
"Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards."
P/T: 2/3.5
Pricing reference
Latest snapshot from the upstream catalog. Actual marketplace prices fluctuate by condition, edition, and grade — use this as a reference, not a quote.
Scryfall pricing
| Variant | Price |
|---|---|
| USD (non-foil) | $0.35 |
| USD (foil) | $14.50 |
| EUR (non-foil) | €0.20 |
| EUR (foil) | €3.07 |
Frequently asked
How can I tell if my Fat Ass is real?
Fat Ass is not on our list of commonly-counterfeited cards, but counterfeits exist across every set. Check the print quality and cardstock (real cards have a distinctive blue inner core visible from the edge), the rosette pattern on the back, the security stamp on planeswalker / mythic cards from recent sets, and confirm the collector number and set code match the official Scryfall record. For high-value copies we recommend submitting to a professional grader (PSA, BGS, CGC) for tamper-evident authentication.
What is Fat Ass worth?
As of the latest data, the current market reference price for Fat Ass is $0.35; there are no active listings on The Game Traders right now. Actual value depends on condition, grading, edition and printing variant — graded high-condition copies (PSA 9–10) trade at a substantial premium over raw copies.
What set is Fat Ass from?
Fat Ass is from the Magic: The Gathering set "Unhinged" in the funny series, released in 2004.
What rarity is Fat Ass?
Fat Ass is a common card in the Unhinged set.
