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Tainted Monkey

Magic: The Gathering · funny

Tainted Monkey

Modern Border Era

Unhinged · #64 · common · 2004

Creature — Monkey

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Market reference

$0.20

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Card facts

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Collector number
64 / 168
Release year
2004
Rarity
common
Illustrator
Mark Zug
Colors
B
Frame
2003
Border
silver
Finishes
nonfoil · foil
Printed
2004-11-19

About this card

Mana cost: {1}{B}

Type: Creature — Monkey

{T}: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.

""C'mon, choose 'monkey.' Everybody loves monkeys!""

Keywords: Mill

P/T: 1/1

Pricing reference

Latest snapshot from the upstream catalog. Actual marketplace prices fluctuate by condition, edition, and grade — use this as a reference, not a quote.

Scryfall pricing

VariantPrice
USD (non-foil)$0.20
USD (foil)$2.47
EUR (non-foil)€0.20
EUR (foil)€1.01

Frequently asked

How can I tell if my Tainted Monkey is real?

Tainted Monkey is not on our list of commonly-counterfeited cards, but counterfeits exist across every set. Check the print quality and cardstock (real cards have a distinctive blue inner core visible from the edge), the rosette pattern on the back, the security stamp on planeswalker / mythic cards from recent sets, and confirm the collector number and set code match the official Scryfall record. For high-value copies we recommend submitting to a professional grader (PSA, BGS, CGC) for tamper-evident authentication.

What is Tainted Monkey worth?

As of the latest data, the current market reference price for Tainted Monkey is $0.20; there are no active listings on The Game Traders right now. Actual value depends on condition, grading, edition and printing variant — graded high-condition copies (PSA 9–10) trade at a substantial premium over raw copies.

What set is Tainted Monkey from?

Tainted Monkey is from the Magic: The Gathering set "Unhinged" in the funny series, released in 2004.

What rarity is Tainted Monkey?

Tainted Monkey is a common card in the Unhinged set.

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