
Magic: The Gathering · funny
Tainted Monkey
Unhinged · #64 · common · 2004
Creature — Monkey
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Market reference
$0.20
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Card facts
Quick reference for collectors and graders.
- Collector number
- 64 / 168
- Release year
- 2004
- Rarity
- common
- Illustrator
- Mark Zug
- Colors
- B
- Frame
- 2003
- Border
- silver
- Finishes
- nonfoil · foil
- Printed
- 2004-11-19
About this card
Mana cost: {1}{B}
Type: Creature — Monkey
{T}: Choose a word. Target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen word in its text box was milled this way, they lose 3 life.
""C'mon, choose 'monkey.' Everybody loves monkeys!""
Keywords: Mill
P/T: 1/1
Pricing reference
Latest snapshot from the upstream catalog. Actual marketplace prices fluctuate by condition, edition, and grade — use this as a reference, not a quote.
Scryfall pricing
| Variant | Price |
|---|---|
| USD (non-foil) | $0.20 |
| USD (foil) | $2.47 |
| EUR (non-foil) | €0.20 |
| EUR (foil) | €1.01 |
Frequently asked
How can I tell if my Tainted Monkey is real?
Tainted Monkey is not on our list of commonly-counterfeited cards, but counterfeits exist across every set. Check the print quality and cardstock (real cards have a distinctive blue inner core visible from the edge), the rosette pattern on the back, the security stamp on planeswalker / mythic cards from recent sets, and confirm the collector number and set code match the official Scryfall record. For high-value copies we recommend submitting to a professional grader (PSA, BGS, CGC) for tamper-evident authentication.
What is Tainted Monkey worth?
As of the latest data, the current market reference price for Tainted Monkey is $0.20; there are no active listings on The Game Traders right now. Actual value depends on condition, grading, edition and printing variant — graded high-condition copies (PSA 9–10) trade at a substantial premium over raw copies.
What set is Tainted Monkey from?
Tainted Monkey is from the Magic: The Gathering set "Unhinged" in the funny series, released in 2004.
What rarity is Tainted Monkey?
Tainted Monkey is a common card in the Unhinged set.





