
Magic: The Gathering · funny
Xerex Squire
Unknown Event · #UU03c · uncommon · 2023
Creature — Human Knight
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Card facts
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- Collector number
- UU03c / 511
- Release year
- 2023
- Rarity
- uncommon
- Colors
- U
- Frame
- 2015
- Border
- black
- Finishes
- nonfoil
- Promo types
- playtest
- Printed
- 2023-05-06
About this card
Mana cost: {2}{U}
Type: Creature — Human Knight
Whenever Xerex Squire attacks, calculate the hypotenuse of another creature you control. Xerex Squire's power and toughness become equal to that number, rounded up, until end of turn. (To calculate a hypotenuse, let A be that creature's power and B be that creature's toughness. Then C = √(a² + b²). C is the hypotenuse. Or just look up a calculator online.)
P/T: 1/1
Frequently asked
How can I tell if my Xerex Squire is real?
Xerex Squire is not on our list of commonly-counterfeited cards, but counterfeits exist across every set. Check the print quality and cardstock (real cards have a distinctive blue inner core visible from the edge), the rosette pattern on the back, the security stamp on planeswalker / mythic cards from recent sets, and confirm the collector number and set code match the official Scryfall record. For high-value copies we recommend submitting to a professional grader (PSA, BGS, CGC) for tamper-evident authentication.
What is Xerex Squire worth?
As of the latest data, there are no active listings on The Game Traders right now. Actual value depends on condition, grading, edition and printing variant — graded high-condition copies (PSA 9–10) trade at a substantial premium over raw copies.
What set is Xerex Squire from?
Xerex Squire is from the Magic: The Gathering set "Unknown Event" in the funny series, released in 2023.
What rarity is Xerex Squire?
Xerex Squire is a uncommon card in the Unknown Event set.





