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Baldies

Baldies

Dec 31, 1995Real Time Strategy (RTS)SimulatorPC (Microsoft Windows)MacDOSAtari Jaguar CDSega Saturn

Baldies — frequently asked questions

Is Baldies on Steam?
No. Baldies is not distributed on Steam, so there is no Steam Charts or SteamDB player count for it. Its live popularity is tracked here via Twitch viewership instead.
What platforms is Baldies on?
Baldies is available on PC (Microsoft Windows), Mac, DOS, Atari Jaguar CD, Sega Saturn, PlayStation.
When did Baldies release?
Baldies was first released on December 31, 1995.

About Baldies

Baldies is a real-time strategy video game. In the game, players build and manage a community of the titular short and plump bald characters with the ultimate goal of conquering the world by defeating similarly-looking short little hairy people known as the "Hairies".

Summary via IGDB.

Baldies on Wikipedia

Baldies is a 1995 real-time strategy video game developed by Creative Edge Software and originally published by Atari Corporation for the Atari Jaguar CD. It was later ported to the PC, PlayStation, Sega Saturn, and Macintosh. In the game, the player manages a community of Baldies in order to build structures, increase their population, and create weapons to fight against enemies known as Hairies. There are four classes of Baldies and each structure has specific properties to assist the player. Its gameplay combines strategy with simulation and god game elements. Up to four players can participate in a multiplayer mode via local area network (LAN) on PC.

Source: Wikipedia (text under CC BY-SA 4.0).

Game details

Developer
Creative Edge Software
Publisher
Atari Corporation
Game modes
Single player, Multiplayer
Themes
Warfare

Details via IGDB.

Collector value & authenticity

Atari Jaguar · PriceCharting sold data · Verified 2026-07-24

Loose
$25
Complete
$40
Sealed
$45
Region
NA+EU
Released
1995
Authenticity
Low
Never re-released — the original disc is the only way to playLow counterfeit risk
Atari Jaguar prices, all games & how to spot a fake

A god-game-adjacent RTS on the Jaguar CD — and a cartridge according to several large lists that are wrong.

Direct populations of bald creatures to build, breed, and war against the Hairies — in the Bullfrog tradition without quite reaching it. The cataloguing point matters more than the review: Baldies is a Jaguar CD title, never released on cartridge, and multiple large databases list it wrong. Between this, Syndicate, Theme Park, and Towers II, the Jaguar has more strategy content than its failed-3D-showcase reputation suggests.

Before you buy

Cheap. Format-check any listing that claims a cartridge — it doesn't exist. Test-played or discounted.

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